random . . . randomness

i'm getting strong dominatrix vibes…

what's her hourly rate??

I don’t like her and I think the feeling is mutual. I don’t believe I have seen her crack a smile.

you're not paying for the smile… you're paying for pain "therapy"

Great just great…no smile for you!

I wouldn’t mind getting Cassidy back but I feel like she dropped me after my first session….

My brace might have been a bit smelly….

when we were a proper country.. although it was the 1930s so opinions may very

These are actually named after Titus Tart, co-owner of the Tart-Chestnut Co in Dunn, North Carolina. He is pictured on the product (circa early 1930s).



https://x.com/PulpLibrarian/status/1902411652672135409

over the past few decades the US has consistently ranked in the top 3 countries with largest average breast size, and that is in part attributed to diet, so the branding was simply ahead of its time.

I've been told these are the rules men must abide by…

Don't Eat Soup In Public
Don't Cross One's Leg
Don't Drink From A Straw
Don't Drink Milkshakes as those are for kids only.

i remember at one point in my youth men crossing their legs was some how considered taboo, but then I believe it was seeking JFK crossing his legs that made me think that attitude was nonsense… of course I type this with my legs crossed as it's just comfortable to do so….

Masculinists are the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet.

kosmo wrote:
I've been told these are the rules men must abide by…

Don't Eat Soup In Public
Don't Cross One's Leg
Don't Drink From A Straw
Don't Drink Milkshakes as those are for kids only.

i remember at one point in my youth men crossing their legs was some how considered taboo, but then I believe it was seeking JFK crossing his legs that made me think that attitude was nonsense… of course I type this with my legs crossed as it's just comfortable to do so….

My favorite personal flavor of toxic masculinity are the dudes who think sleeping at their girlfriend's apartment/house is "gay." Because nothing says homosexuality like sleeping with a woman!

Ack
At this very time eating alone and eating soup in public
Am I doomed?

Should I just delete myself

I feel Yada would usually chime in with the update about Ryan Adams last night in Gothenburg going off on a worrisome 13 minute rant about cancel culture, Laura marling, and Ethan Johns being a shit producer.


So now I got to post it…you happy Yada

hAtchsIde wrote:
Ack
At this very time eating alone and eating soup in public
Am I doomed?

Should I just delete myself

Or rather welcome to the RESISTANCE

and while i'm not a big soup eater, who doesn't enjoy a good French Onion Soup which is best server at a restaurant … oh wait this is really where i've put myself in the red zone on the cancel meter

kosmo wrote:

hAtchsIde wrote:
Ack
At this very time eating alone and eating soup in public
Am I doomed?

Should I just delete myself

Or rather welcome to the RESISTANCE

and while i'm not a big soup eater, who doesn't enjoy a good French Onion Soup which is best server at a restaurant … oh wait this is really where i've put myself in the red zone on the cancel meter

@Tim_Walz
There’s nothing weird about Jesse Waters secretly enjoying a bowl of soup alone in the dark.

OH . . . Noooo.

Just overheard this, from a gay guy:

"If you are a top, you know how to parallel park. If you don't know how to, then you are a bottom."

Not my bingo card

Tiger Woods posts photos with Vanessa Trump on social media, confirming relationship

Tiger is such a weirdo.

Julian, wrote:
Will the realtor throw a pizza on the roof for you to celebrate the closing?

could they do it on the first take?

https://www.instagram.com/p/DHWssAkvE7K/

I like Arlington ok but I don’t love love it…. It’s kind of become boring….
I don’t get these rankings

https://thehill.com/homenews/nexstar_media_wire/5204513-where-does-your-neighborhood-rank-among-the-2025-best-places-to-live/?fbclid=IwY2xjawJPmFBleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHVlAnszvLqn6nhE58xewqzi74fHO7IDyWxq9io0d6k_c9EF2dnkk4dr7rg_aem_ZmFrZWR1bW15MTZieXRlcw