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beetsnotbeats
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Re: random . . . randomness August 07, 2015 at 10:36 PM UTC #


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RatBastard
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Re: random . . . randomness August 08, 2015 at 10:37 PM UTC #
So in the dictionary next to the term Douche Bag (other than a picture of Julian) is there a full size color picture of Donald Trump?  If not, there should be!
walk,on,by
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Re: random . . . randomness August 09, 2015 at 01:32 AM UTC #
you need, to get more fun, out of life.  sir Donald, is just what this reality needs . . . a reality tv government.  I predict Rubio, to shine forth from, the stardust of trump.
beetsnotbeats
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Re: random . . . randomness August 09, 2015 at 08:19 PM UTC #
Sidehatch
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Re: random . . . randomness August 10, 2015 at 12:52 AM UTC #
^I distinctly remember when I was a wee lad in the 70s seeing Live and Let Die and thinking…that's what I want them to do when I pass
RatBastard
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Re: random . . . randomness August 10, 2015 at 01:11 AM UTC #
walk,on,by wrote:
you need, to get more fun, out of life.  sir Donald, is just what this reality needs . . . a reality tv government.  I predict Rubio, to shine forth from, the stardust of trump.


Isn't that sort of what we have now?  I kind of liked Kasich and Fiorina, but it is still way too early to make any concrete decisions.
jrpa
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Re: random . . . randomness August 10, 2015 at 07:42 PM UTC #
This Onion article cracked me up so much.
walk,on,by
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Re: random . . . randomness August 11, 2015 at 01:23 PM UTC #
i am going to go see a movie tomorrow night, in a theatre, with people . . . should I bring something for self defense?
killsaly
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Re: random . . . randomness August 11, 2015 at 01:41 PM UTC #
walk,on,by wrote:
i am going to go see a movie tomorrow night, in a theatre, with people . . . should I bring something for self defense?

DeathFromAbove1979
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Re: random . . . randomness August 11, 2015 at 03:08 PM UTC #
walk,on,by wrote:
i am going to go see a movie tomorrow night, in a theatre, with people . . . should I bring something for self defense?

My co-worker refuses to go to theaters now to see movies. I responded "You're letting the terrorists win." to which my other coworker responded "He's right ya know." people.
killsaly
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Re: random . . . randomness August 11, 2015 at 03:18 PM UTC #
I do not go to the theater to see movies for a myriad of reasons, but fear of getting shot is not one of them.
jrpa
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Re: random . . . randomness August 11, 2015 at 04:05 PM UTC #

This totally happened. For sure.
DeathFromAbove1979
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Re: random . . . randomness August 11, 2015 at 05:57 PM UTC #
Reading that hurt my eyes. I like how this lady said "You don't know what this lady is so big!" at which point she probably thought "It's because I eat a lot of cookies." but, no, this woman was a doctor and of course it's a medical reason why she's so god damn fat.
walk,on,by
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Re: random . . . randomness August 11, 2015 at 05:58 PM UTC #
Julian is obsessed with larger humans.  I wonder, why?
Sidehatch
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Re: random . . . randomness August 11, 2015 at 06:07 PM UTC #
closeted hamplanet
jrpa
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Re: random . . . randomness August 11, 2015 at 06:19 PM UTC #
Sidehatch wrote:
closeted hamplanet
Good usage of the word hamplanet. Here's the full FPH dictionary.
killsaly
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Re: random . . . randomness August 12, 2015 at 08:26 PM UTC #
walk,on,by
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Re: random . . . randomness August 13, 2015 at 02:55 AM UTC #
made it out of movie, unharmed.  no crotch rocket guns, needed.
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