The Beer Thread

shemptiness wrote:
This new beer tastes like climate change, and it’s not good

"We made it mediocre on purpose."

Is that the excuse they give for all of their lame beers? (La Folie and Le Teroir excepted)

Sounds like they might be trying to get the Walkie target audience (although this came out of the Hop Culture’s women in craft beer festival: Beers With(out) Beards…so maybe not)



https://www.hopculture.com/queer-beer-fest-hop-culture-samuel-adams/
some cool cans, can't comment on the taste

I wonder if queer beer, sucks.  I wonder if queer beer, fills you up.  I wonder, if queer beer, is deep and dark.  I wonder if queer beer goes down, great.  I wonder if queer beer, is thick and heady.

Miller High Life pushes to establish ‘Champagne of Beers Region’

the part that's especially relevant for smackie: "It’s even seeking to appoint its first-ever Champagne of Beers Region ambassador, a title that has perks including $20,000 in cash, beer for a year and an all-expenses paid trip to Milwaukee. To enter, fans can go to www.TheChampagneOfBeersRegion.com and explain why they deserve to be named ambassador."  unfortunately, you'll have to travel to milwaukee. 

Bummed you couldn't take your pooch to the bar with you while you drink…we've got a solution for you
https://barksocial.com/


heck, you don't even have to clean up after your dog
Bark Rangers clean up after your dog and ensure safe play

although the membership is kinda steep ($40 for monthly, less if you sign up for a year…there is a day pass too $10 for weekday, $15 for weekend)
Humans are ALWAYS FREE.

Who’s wrote:
Bummed you couldn't take your pooch to the bar with you while you drink…we've got a solution for you
https://barksocial.com/


heck, you don't even have to clean up after your dog
Bark Rangers clean up after your dog and ensure safe play

although the membership is kinda steep ($40 for monthly, less if you sign up for a year…there is a day pass too $10 for weekday, $15 for weekend)
Humans are ALWAYS FREE.

Do they need to add dog sounds to imissmybar.com?

Who’s wrote:
Bummed you couldn't take your pooch to the bar with you while you drink…we've got a solution for you
https://barksocial.com/


heck, you don't even have to clean up after your dog
Bark Rangers clean up after your dog and ensure safe play

although the membership is kinda steep ($40 for monthly, less if you sign up for a year…there is a day pass too $10 for weekday, $15 for weekend)
Humans are ALWAYS FREE.

Sounds about white.

sweetcell wrote:
Miller High Life pushes to establish ‘Champagne of Beers Region’

the part that's especially relevant for smackie: "It’s even seeking to appoint its first-ever Champagne of Beers Region ambassador, a title that has perks including $20,000 in cash, beer for a year and an all-expenses paid trip to Milwaukee. To enter, fans can go to www.TheChampagneOfBeersRegion.com and explain why they deserve to be named ambassador."  unfortunately, you'll have to travel to milwaukee. 

I don't have to apply.  I merely have to agree to relinquish my throne.

Not that anyone here would ever want to have a beer before a concert…but if so.



https://dc.eater.com/2021/5/17/22436721/aslin-beer-company-inaugural-dc-location-logan-circle-coming-attractions?fbclid=IwAR31QnoiAk1GB3d9KRYyL9NP46pjN-np8BlMWCQMYMLO7qZ0xeqOPqcP72o

looks awesome to me^

Bamboo-Hatch wrote:
looks awesome to me^

Wouldn't we just stand around and complain about how their stouts are for gluttons and their IPA's aren't what they used to be and their sours aren't shipped from from a third party store in Belgium and their lagers aren't made by a Latino guy in upstate New York?

^downer

Starsky wrote:
^downer

Classic space with a classic comment

Starsky wrote:
^downer

I see my sarcasm is not appreciated.

For the record, the first two complaints are things that have been said by multiple people on the internet. Two last two are me being beer nerd funny. I agree to a degree, but i think the Aslin place will be a welcome addition to the 14th Street scene and will definitely give it a try.

News flash for Space:

Multiple people on the internet have said just about everything

Space wrote:

Bamboo-Hatch wrote:
looks awesome to me^

Wouldn't we just stand around and complain about how their stouts are for gluttons and their IPA's aren't what they used to be and their sours aren't shipped from from a third party store in Belgium and their lagers aren't made by a Latino guy in upstate New York?

Yes, but we would BE THERE.

Starsky wrote:
^downer

You think I'm a downer, this was my wife's reply when i told her about the My Morning Jacket show:

this is background music
I never understand just standing there listening to someone jam out

Space wrote:
I see my sarcasm is not appreciated.

i appreciated it.  methinks they're a tad butthurt for being called out.

“Butthurt “ is another great term

Wonder where it comes from

In Argentina people use the your ass hurts and all it’s plethora of variations to denote someone fucked you up the ass hard

Woah, how does one start a brand new thread inside another thread?

Perverted dating certainly has it's merits (I think we lost Relaxer because of it), but a this point I'd rather just stick to talking about beer.