This week rollcall

Carlos wrote:
How about team up our efforts and provide laxatives to the overweight together?

…that's a solution

I remember these girls when I was a young lad thought they'd be funny and made brownies with a ton of laxatives and gave them to the unsuspecting beach lifeguards (min 1/2 mile to real bathroom)

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hutch wrote:
Creed Bratton was unreal… even autographed my The Office Complete Season 3 DVD box set…

What on earth made that a show you needed to see?

was not me

🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 wrote:

Carlos wrote:
How about team up our efforts and provide laxatives to the overweight together?

…that's a solution

I remember these girls when I was a young lad thought they'd be funny and made brownies with a ton of laxatives and gave them to the unsuspecting beach lifeguards (min 1/2 mile to real bathroom)

If a lifeguard is sitting at the water's edge, as he or she ought, then there is no need to run 1/2 mile to a bathroom.

Relaxer wrote:

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Carlos wrote:
How about team up our efforts and provide laxatives to the overweight together?

…that's a solution

I remember these girls when I was a young lad thought they'd be funny and made brownies with a ton of laxatives and gave them to the unsuspecting beach lifeguards (min 1/2 mile to real bathroom)

If a lifeguard is sitting at the water's edge, as he or she ought, then there is no need to run 1/2 mile to a bathroom.

I'm all for using the ocean for toilet…but kinda bad form to have explosive diarrhea amongst the swimmers you are guarding

I believe all lifeguards are required to take the Poseidocratic Oath which starts, "First, do no harm to the swimming environment. . ."

Lo, what be-ith the ocean if not God's own private commode, lent for nary a whim to His human endeavors? Shall we not also release where the Lord exudes His celestial leavings? I stand proud to stretch and revel in God's sod.

Relaxer wrote:
Lo, what be-ith the ocean if not God's own private commode, lent for nary a whim to His human endeavors? Shall we not also release where the Lord exudes His celestial leavings? I stand proud to stretch and revel in God's sod.

I don't know about any of that. I know Samuel and Kings is full of accounts of killing off everyone who pisseths against a wall, so God is definitely anti-wall urination. Perhaps he does want us to urinate into a body of water.

Defication however is a very different thing. Deuteronomy makes clear "[Y]ou shall have a spade among your tools, and it shall be when you sit down outside, you shall dig with it and shall turn to cover up your excrement" (23:13). Water based dookie dropping is clearly an affront to the Lord.

Carlos wrote:I don't know about any of that. I know Samuel and Kings is full of accounts of killing off everyone who pisseths against a wall, so God is definitely anti-wall urination.

So this is the cover we would have gotten if God was in charge at the record label?

Rocknoceros

Edit: didn't go to either

Diarrhea Planet tomorrow night. Hell yeah.

Saturday - Deerhunter and Atlas Sound at 930 Club

A whole week break? The, horror of a society, gone wrong.

unless I figure out how to get a deerhunter ticket looking like i'm done for the year….

walk,on,by wrote:
A whole week break? The, horror of a society, gone wrong.

Society gone wrong?  I think you are reading a bit too much into my post.

No idea why but I assumed you'd be a Lorelei fan.

hutch wrote:
unless I figure out how to get a deerhunter ticket looking like i'm done for the year….

a pity the charlies had to play Regency Ballroom. Man, the sound is just horrid there. And it was so sparsely attended. Id have definitely preferred a bit smaller venue and definitely a way better sound system.

This week:
12/1 Dandy Warhols @ GAMH
12/2 Dandy Warhols @ GAMH
12/4 !!! @ Slims
12/6 Sound of Music Sing-Along @ The Castro

vansmack wrote:

bearman wrote:

vansmack wrote:
Chris Stapleton tonight.
Charlatans tomorrow.
Sturgill Simpson Wednesday.

I'm not too old for this shit.

I really enjoyed the Charlatans. Very under-attended but filled with die-hard fans, which they appreciated. It was a fun time.

I'm going with a group of about 15 people and I'm the only American,  so I can see that.  It's not sold out and capacity is only 2325 so it should be a really good time.

Interestingly,  the Chris Stapleton show is the only one on my list that's sold out -  I guess that CMA performance with JT did wonders for his pocketbook.

xneverwherex wrote:12/6 Sound of Music Sing-Along @ The Castro

such an odd place for that, can't imagine that crowd getting into it  :P

The Deer Hunter
screening at 930
12-5

So excited..this was one of my dad's favorite movies and had a big impact onme as a child.. watching that scene with the Russian roulette….

i have a ticket to deerhunter, however my friends are coming into town that I only see once or twice a year, so i'm going to have to bail…ugh. tickets are willcall, anyway to transfer them to someone?